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Top posts from r/Wokekids on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at www.reddit.com/r/EmKay ! Video credits below.

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Doom
Doom Vor 15 Stunden
Lets make this episode shorter: As like if it was real
Mystery LovesCompany
I'm pretty sure G_d making humans because he was lonely is why Lucifer turned heel. First words of rebellion ever spoken were probably, "And what am I, chopped liver?!"
ItsFritter
ItsFritter Vor 3 Tage
16:59 is obviosly a joke
ItsFritter
ItsFritter Vor 3 Tage
11:43 that could have been real until they added the end part
Seven Point Six Two
TONS of democrats are PRO GUNS.... im one of them.... (democratic voter... socially im pretty libertarian tho..)
Jan Lohndorf
Jan Lohndorf Vor 4 Tage
1:15 Are they fucking stupid?! First of all, you can only purchase those items at the Nook stop, not the Nook Shop. Second, the Mario and the Peach outfit, cost the same amout of bells!
Super Cooper
Super Cooper Vor 5 Tage
17:30 it’s probably bad that I knew a kid in middle school who would have un-ironically said that
tacosauce
tacosauce Vor 5 Tage
I would expect to pay more for a dress and crown than overalls and a red cap with an M.
C D
C D Vor 6 Tage
BATMAN IS A SUPER HERO YOU IMBACILES
Dr. Jose
Dr. Jose Vor 6 Tage
My grandma think Rottweilers and pitbulls and dogs like that are pure evil and it just makes me want to
TigerLily
TigerLily Vor 7 Tage
The 11+ year old ones are actually pretty believable. Or maybe I was just a really outspoken 12 year old.
roteberg1
roteberg1 Vor 8 Tage
That animal crossing thing. Fr though, when I was a kid and wanted a cosmetic item, I'd work my ass off in game if it was expensive.
SneakyRocket742
SneakyRocket742 Vor 8 Tage
Basically all the parents in this vid: OH MY GOSH MY KID JUST SOLVED WORLD HUNGER!! THEY’RE ONLY 2!!
Shadamyfan 1923
Shadamyfan 1923 Vor 9 Tage
1:08 this story is fucking bullshit.
Aeo Wrynn
Aeo Wrynn Vor 9 Tage
My three year old speaks incoherently. I understand him. No three year old is saying that sh!t. My six year old says "indeed" and "quite". I'd say she's linguistically advanced. She still didn't say anything on this video. Lol
Chadina Calico
Chadina Calico Vor 10 Tage
My friend posts genuinely true and funny things that her kids do. There's no reason to lie about this crap 😪
Asankanu 457
Asankanu 457 Vor 10 Tage
10:41 I believe this one , At school i got called an ugly fat f#cking malteser and he got the absolute crap beaten out of him This was just the other week
keskisberau
keskisberau Vor 10 Tage
The princess peach dress is more expensive because she's literally a princess, wearing expensive things. While Mario and Luigi are carpenter brothers.... Come on people...
Ein Typ
Ein Typ Vor 10 Tage
You can just feel how genuine the ,,I hate Facebook" is
GlichedDragon _Draws
This video is more political and I can only imagine the war zone that is the comment section.
GlichedDragon _Draws
Ok, but if your parents are gonna be proud of you over made up stories then is it worth it?
Jovanni Wikel
Jovanni Wikel Vor 11 Tage
Kid doesn't know moonshine is an alcoholic drink.
possibly
possibly Vor 11 Tage
17:42
MadMadge
MadMadge Vor 11 Tage
All these woke kids, and my ten year old sitting here trying to shove Lego heads up her nose 🤦
PyroTechnicSquirrel
The only believable one was the 11 year old being called a f*ggot, because kids get called that really young. And 11 it’s the really that young anymore. I got called that at around 7-8 and the N-word at 10.
Y.
Y. Vor 11 Tage
wait hold up am i just a dumb marvel fan cuz why doesn't Batman qualify as a super hero? does the same apply to superman? Or do i just not understand? What have they come up with??
Sirperfluous
Sirperfluous Vor 11 Tage
For some reason Robin the sound of you pronouncing "mnew" at 11:59 was like crack to me. listened to that stuff like 20 times
H O O T Y
H O O T Y Vor 11 Tage
10:08 Mmmmmm Alchohol
KRawatXP2003
KRawatXP2003 Vor 11 Tage
What's the answer to the not loyal to the country is?
opinionated fox l
opinionated fox l Vor 12 Tage
I ONCE SAW A PITBULL NAMED BLUE AND HE WAS SO FREINDLY!
Dynamic Lion
Dynamic Lion Vor 12 Tage
3:24 nah thats what we just be thinking sometimes we just be thinking abt everyone being proud of us and all the praise and always winning and stuff
Stella Drogon
Stella Drogon Vor 12 Tage
why the hell do most of these seem fake and/or exaggerated?
kylelee1911
kylelee1911 Vor 12 Tage
liberals and conspiracy nuts always trying to show off how badly theyve indoctrinated their kids.....
Jackal Enterprises Of Ohio
My uhhh......Son Said to me "Daddy why is a Jackal eating my leg?" And I was soooooo _proud_ 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😎😎😎😍😍😍😘😊😊🤗😮😣🙄🙄😶🤔🤔🤔🤔.
Jackal Enterprises Of Ohio
God can do anything. Even furry prom Now you have that imagine in your head about God. Also my Dad agrees that God has a sense of humor.
Brandon Dial
Brandon Dial Vor 12 Tage
These are examples of a few of many reasons I decided to just stop using social media
Branden Mclaughlin
Branden Mclaughlin Vor 12 Tage
14:24 I'd honestly tell my son to get right in his mind.
Nicholas Schnee
Nicholas Schnee Vor 12 Tage
Dear Aliens, Turn around! Go back.
Branden Mclaughlin
Branden Mclaughlin Vor 12 Tage
11:47 Hell yeah kid you know the good shit you know that? And I swear to God if anyone tries to take this kid's Trump hat they will answer to his parents or me.
Branden Mclaughlin
Branden Mclaughlin Vor 12 Tage
11:17 No. Just no. Breast cancer is very real and dangerous but scientists could have solved it long ago if it wasn't for the fact that cancer treatments give them so much constant money flow.
Branden Mclaughlin
Branden Mclaughlin Vor 12 Tage
7:55 Okay now THIS kid's parents taught him the TRUTH.
Branden Mclaughlin
Branden Mclaughlin Vor 12 Tage
7:39 Again can we punch these parents for raising their kids in lies?
Branden Mclaughlin
Branden Mclaughlin Vor 12 Tage
6:05 I love how Robin simply told this guys liberal family to shut the F*ck up. Then the next meme plays and it's pro Biden. Robin: Can I seriously just break these people's jaw? Please? No? Well f*ck America is screwed.
Branden Mclaughlin
Branden Mclaughlin Vor 12 Tage
4:56 Again, the ignorance of some people boggles me sometimes. And I'm not talking about the child either.
Branden Mclaughlin
Branden Mclaughlin Vor 12 Tage
3:41 This dude is pointing out that what the editor said was making pit bulls seem like mean fighting breeds. That's legit what they were bred for you fucking idiot. The ignorance of some people I swear.
Branden Mclaughlin
Branden Mclaughlin Vor 12 Tage
0:35 No no. He's got a point. And the answer is... No. He is not a true American.
ruggero spampinato
ruggero spampinato Vor 12 Tage
R/itsurehappened
straypaper
straypaper Vor 12 Tage
16:30 lmao this guy ain't even trying anymore or it's some nice sarcasm
Hiashi
Hiashi Vor 12 Tage
Pink tax isn't real, earth isn't flat, no 4 year old knows how to use "nonsense" and "preach" in a sentence well, and not every little kid needs to be a genius
Amalies_Amalia Lee Johnson
Y’all... you do realize there are some actually smart kids out there right??? Yes some can be really god damn stupid and parents take what they say and try to make more out of it when they want to feel important. But the parents with the smart kids probably don’t post much cause they are focusing on studying and helping their kids.. meanwhile some of this could be fake, while they could also just have actually smart kids. When I would baby sit they’d say things that I still think about to this day. Only because the parents taught them well, and how to study on their own when they want to. So they’d come to me with facts or questions. It was interesting.. some were 4 while most were 8-12. Nevertheless, had a few good laughs with the regular kids.
Jesse Caviness
Jesse Caviness Vor 13 Tage
I fully expect to see my cousin on this some day. The things she said her son says... Smh
Bass To Make The World Deaf
Has anyone else noticed that the name from her account at 4:30 is the same code said in the amazing world of gumball for a literal life hack?
AFKei
AFKei Vor 13 Tage
10:02 I don't know, maybe the kid has a drinking problem.
mewt mewt
mewt mewt Vor 13 Tage
The pit bull part is kinda true tho ngl
Pinka Pop Ch
Pinka Pop Ch Vor 13 Tage
"There is no boy or girl color" Proceed to say he picked pink because it's girl-related month
Sleek
Sleek Vor 13 Tage
Bro this is so woke bro
cloud stalker
cloud stalker Vor 13 Tage
I don't know some kids are really smart. Very political also. I went to school with 2 or 3 of their own kind of smart. If anything i think some of us just become stupid and depressed as we got older and stop caring.
Brett
Brett Vor 13 Tage
3:25 God, I hate people like this. We all know and understand that Thanksgiving has a horrible history behind it. What are you trying to accomplish with that? It just makes everyone feel uncomfortable
dora anti gacha gayming
7:26 Honestly he could’ve said that. You are probably 15 reading this yourself lol
mystic
mystic Vor 13 Tage
hold on, is this... *wipes screen* r/thathappened????
Alvin Larsson
Alvin Larsson Vor 13 Tage
I find it funny when you say its slightly painful when im here walking to the cemetary to kill myself
VaporBeastGaming
VaporBeastGaming Vor 13 Tage
"stephanie shut the **** up." that deserves a gold metal and so is the "My NeW bOrN bAbY sAiD yOu'rE hEr HeRo'
scroticle
scroticle Vor 13 Tage
Mama bird? I would've been a proud Papa bird.
Grace Quach
Grace Quach Vor 13 Tage
I know that this vid is supposed to be funny and all, but as a colored person, I absolutely DESPISE the notion that we deserve any more rights than white people do! We don't. We're flawed just the same as they are, and we don't need special treatment to get through life. DON'T. FREAKIN'. CODDLE. US.
scroticle
scroticle Vor 13 Tage
Pink tax? Back when I was married, my wife went to buy deodorant. It was about half the size of the male one, yet cost more. Same ingredients.
Satan's Pet Worm
Satan's Pet Worm Vor 13 Tage
In all honesty. Peach's dress is literally made for royalty, factoring in the types of fabric, gemstones, and the solid gold crown that also has gems in it it'd naturally cost way more than a plumber's uniform from Brooklyn.
The Devil’s Advocate
5:54 yep, you got it right!
Paige Boylen
Paige Boylen Vor 13 Tage
when i was 5 my mom got pulled over and i told the cop repeatedly she wasn’t wearing her seatbelt. helping your parent get out of a ticket is definitely not something a preschooler would do lol. kids are narcs
K Mac
K Mac Vor 13 Tage
Imagine if Adam Sandler saw this
Alec Barr
Alec Barr Vor 13 Tage
16:48 can we all agree this is a piss take
Samuel Lin
Samuel Lin Vor 13 Tage
r/wokekids aka Parents talking about their shitty political opinion and dumping all the responsibility on their children
Brycen Smith
Brycen Smith Vor 13 Tage
0:03 company naughty list *any company that makes pretzels and chips*
Discord is scared
Discord is scared Vor 13 Tage
R/thathappened with extra steps
Brycen Smith
Brycen Smith Vor 13 Tage
0:10 SAME IM ALSO BECOMING STUPID
Bark
Bark Vor 13 Tage
6:19 dear Stephanie congrats you totally ruined a kids life
Peppermint Skye's
Peppermint Skye's Vor 14 Tage
10:40 ok, this is pretty believable. I know that me and and any of my friends (we are 13-14) would beat the shit out of a racist (of any age), the only difference is that we're all punk/emo, neurodivergent, queer, trans kids and the kids in that story are boys who play soccer
Peppermint Skye's
Peppermint Skye's Vor 14 Tage
Robin:I hate Facebook *Facebook ad plays* Edit: spelling
Gaming with Justin
Gaming with Justin Vor 13 Tage
Ad*
Syrupy Toad
Syrupy Toad Vor 14 Tage
18:08 Junior high schooler here here Shut up and do your homework
St-Dan in a nutshell
Parents, stop. Just stop ✋ I've never been more tempted to slap a woman pretending to be a child, there is a sentence I never thought my husband would hear me say
nobody frek
nobody frek Vor 14 Tage
Mario is a plumber while peach is a princess. How do you expect a plumber to buy an expensive clothing
SriPrabhav Dulla
SriPrabhav Dulla Vor 14 Tage
16:50 that's... satire
2 idiots who play games
yooo, man why’re you so mad? Like, you keep getting so angry
PuSteighn44
PuSteighn44 Vor 14 Tage
4:30 PREACH
himesama
himesama Vor 14 Tage
this is literally r/thathappened lol
Beetle The SilkWing
My brain legitimately hurts and I'm just under two minutes in
Sarah Gray
Sarah Gray Vor 14 Tage
I think that these kiddie Trump supporters would quail in terror if they met my daughter, who's 12, taller than me, deeply passionate about politics, feminism and the enviroment, resembles a junior version of Dame Tilda Swinton and absolutely HATES Trump. She's probably going to grow up to either join the NDP or turn to the Dark Side and become head of her own company.
Ace
Ace Vor 14 Tage
You know it really makes the video a lot less enjoyable when he keeps thinking every single post is fake. I get some are obviously fake but we still seriously underestimate just how smart kids are. They aren't always dumb. The sarcasm really isn't it
Shadoboy
Shadoboy Vor 14 Tage
Of all the things that never happened, the 5 year old teaching about capitalism and socialism is the one that never happened the most.
Bean Burrito
Bean Burrito Vor 14 Tage
11:44 I have no trouble believing that the kid wanted pink, but saying that he wanted it bc of breast cancer month is stupid. A seven year old said THAT. Might as well put “Follow me for more fairy tales” in your profile.
Joshua Gibbs
Joshua Gibbs Vor 14 Tage
If the only people I could hang out with were glowing balls covered in eyes with bird wings, I’d create the human race too. 👨🏿‍🦽
Zion Zix
Zion Zix Vor 14 Tage
12:46 just seems like your kid's saying "you're a 'meeh' mom, mom."
Zion Zix
Zion Zix Vor 14 Tage
btw, the "pink tax" isn't a thing... it's usually a special and limited item only sold in the color pink. Though it can be true in the shit game they're playing, but who fucking cares? Meanwhile, in things that never ever happened: 3:03 - 3:29
Steven Overlord
Steven Overlord Vor 14 Tage
"One day when I am born I am going to say something so insightful and deep it will make all of humanity weep and I won't be out of my diapers when I do it." - My Non-existent child.
Curly Bug
Curly Bug Vor 14 Tage
i just realized that half of the shit i said as a kid probably could be put on this subreddit
You are loved!
You are loved! Vor 14 Tage
3:19 someone doesnt know the meaning behind thanksgiving
Sky Sailor
Sky Sailor Vor 14 Tage
Idk about you but in price Red shirt and overalls < Fancy pink princess dress
Quantum Pickle
Quantum Pickle Vor 14 Tage
Yeah, half of these are fake
Jaisen Roa
Jaisen Roa Vor 14 Tage
7:24 is a bit believeable, like they're 14, which is the age of like half the people on reddit anyways
Zorana Zlatkovic
Zorana Zlatkovic Vor 14 Tage
Emkay is smoooooooooooooooort 0:04
Tetra Sky
Tetra Sky Vor 14 Tage
10:40 Not sure if speaking like your audience is two, is better than having trouble making coherent sentences.
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